10 Ridiculous Things You Could Carry in a KGM Musso Saracen+
(spoiler: more than you'd think)
The KGM Musso Saracen+ has a 1,610mm-long and 1,570mm-wide load bed and a 1,205kg payload.
We got curious.
So we asked a completely sensible question: what could you realistically carry — by space, weight, or occasionally both?
1. A full football squad
That's 11 players, a goalkeeper, a manager who hasn't run anywhere in years, and four substitutes warming up on the touchline.
Average adult male weight: around 83kg. Seventeen people come in at roughly 1,110kg, and you're still under the limit with 95kg to spare.
Just watch the studs on the liner.
2. A year's worth of dog food (for a very big dog)
A large breed like a Labrador eats around 500g of dry food per day. Over 365 days, that's 182.5kg of kibble. At 1,205kg, you could theoretically stock up for six and a half years in one trip.
Your dog would be suspicious. Your back would be broken. The Musso wouldn't even notice.
3. A giant pizza
The world record pizza weighed over 6,000kg, so that's off the table.
But a 1-metre restaurant-style pizza, the kind that goes viral on Instagram, weighs around 7 to 8kg. You could load approximately 150 of them and still be legal.
That's 1,200 slices. We're not saying you should. We're saying you could.
4. Fifteen traditional Korean kimchi pots
Onggi, Korea's ancient earthenware fermentation crocks, are the traditional home of kimchi. The large "dok" size can weigh up to 50 to 60kg when packed full.
Fifteen of them come in at around 900kg of spicy, fermented, Korean cargo.
Your load bed would smell incredible. KGM's Korean heritage has never felt more real.
5. Twenty mini fridges full of snacks
A mini fridge weighs roughly 30–50kg, meaning the Musso Saracen+ could theoretically carry around twenty of them while staying comfortably inside payload limits.
That’s enough chilled drinks to survive summer traffic on the M25 with your sanity mostly intact.
6. A baby elephant
A newborn African elephant weighs between 90 and 120kg. A six-month-old calf is somewhere around 350kg. A two-year-old? Around 900kg and still under the limit.
We are absolutely not suggesting this.
We're just saying the Musso would handle it better than most pick-ups would handle a wheelbarrow.
7. 1,200 copies of the Yellow Pages
A standard UK Yellow Pages weighs around 1kg. Load 1,200 of them into the Saracen+ and you've got a payload that's both perfectly legal and utterly pointless.
On the plus side, you'd never need to Google anything again.
8. A baby grand piano
A baby grand piano weighs between 270 to 450kg. A full upright piano sits around 250kg.
The payload isn't the problem; persuading someone to help you move it is.
You'd still have room and weight allowance for the keyboard, the trolley, and a heroic amount of regret.
9. 240,000 teabags (a proper British metric)
A box of 80 teabags weighs about 250g. That means you could carry nearly a quarter of a million teabags in the KGM Musso Saracen+.
That’s roughly 650 cups of tea a day… for a year.
Finally, a use case that feels culturally appropriate.
10. 3 fully grown alpacas
An adult alpaca weighs around 55 to 65kg. So yes, you could technically carry a small alpaca convoy in the back.
They will judge you. Constantly.
Disclaimer:
KGM does not recommend loading the Musso Saracen+ with football squads, baby elephants, alpacas or 150 giant pizzas simultaneously. Payload limits exist for a reason.
The load bed liner, however, remains impressively unbothered.
